• Home
  • Breaking News
  • IN-Focus
  • Politics
  • Sports
  • The Nation
  • Local News
  • World News
  • Contact Us
  • Books
  • Podcast
  • Betoota Bitter
  • Betoota Outfitters
  • About Us
  • Our History
  • Advertise With Us
Search
The Betoota Advocate

Couple Who Formed Mutually Beneficial Relationship During Iso Happily Go Their Separate Ways

Facebook
Twitter
WhatsApp
Email

    WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

    As life begins to return to normal, a newly formed local couple has today decided to mutually end their relationship and walk away on good terms.

    Sam Roberts (28) and Vannessa Tam (27) both confirmed to The Advocate that both of them are completely happy to call it quits, bear no ill will towards each other, and see no issues between them going forward at all.

    “It’s been a great little set up we’ve had,” explained the happily single sharehouse residents who quickly came to terms with the fact that itches need scratching when Iso kicked off a few months ago.

    Despite the fact they’ve mostly been sleeping in the same bed for nearly two months after deciding a bit of post-coital cuddling couldn’t hurt, Sam says they are both eager to get back out in the game.

    “I mean we live with two of our other friends, and our friendship circles from work and school are very closely tied together, but we are both in agreeance that this is over. Like neither of us is still keen on it,” explained the visibly twitching Sam.

    “Hey Vanessa? Whatever happens from here is all good,” said the man who is definitely not going to try it on next time they are both out on the piss together.

    “It’s been a case of a bit of a symbiotic relationship. The African Oxpecker and the Zebra if you will,” Sam said.

    “Haha yeah,” laughed Vanessa.

    “It was fun while it lasted.”

    Vanessa then awkwardly walked out will Sam leant from side to side uncomfortably and our reporter left.

    Facebook
    Twitter
    WhatsApp
    Email
      zenon

      RELATED ARTICLES

      Queensland The Latest State To Let Nation Down After Letting In The British Super Spicy Cough

      IN-Focus 7 January 2021

      Palaszczuk Apologises; Reopens Border To Sydney After Remembering She’s Already Won The Election

      IN-Focus 25 December 2020

      Media Dork Spices Things Up By Adding ‘Wizard’ To His Job Title

      IN-Focus 17 December 2020

      Ute Doing 70 Kilometres On Highway Fairly Good Sign That Load Is Not Very Stable

      IN-Focus 28 November 2020

      Report: First Hungover Sip Of Mcdonalds Post Mix Packs A Real Punch

      IN-Focus 28 November 2020

      Local Girl Revisits Her Own Instagram Story To See How She’s Perceived By Everyone Else

      Breaking News 25 November 2020
      The Betoota Advocate
      ABOUT US
      Australia’s oldest newspaper. As a small and independent regional newspaper from far-west Queensland, we pride ourselves on reporting fair and just news with the authenticity that rivals only the salt on the sunburnt earth that surrounds us here in the Queensland Channel Country.
      FOLLOW US
      © 2020 The Betoota Advocate | Site by Twisted Pear Concepts | Privacy Policy
      Edit with Live CSS
      Save
      Write CSS OR LESS and hit save. CTRL + SPACE for auto-complete.