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DALLAS, TEXAS – 22/11/1963

The American fake news commentators are in full swing this afternoon, after President John F. Kennedy was shot with a bullet today.

The sensationalist inner-city elites who so condescendingly cover current affairs in their role as ‘journalists’ have been quick to write-off the Democrat President, who appeared to be quite unwell for a brief moment after a live round entered the side of his head at Dealey Plaza in Dallas.

Kennedy was riding with his wife Jacqueline, Texas Governor John Connally, and Connally’s wife Nellie when he was shot by former U.S. Marine Lee Harvey Oswald, firing in ambush from a nearby building. Governor Connally was seriously wounded in the attack. The motorcade rushed to Parkland Memorial Hospital where Kennedy now remains in a critical condition.

At time of press, The President has been in the care of physicians at Parkland for close to 26 minutes.

Texan Governer Connally also remains in a serious but stable condition after taking a bullet to the back in his attempts to protect the President.

However, while a bullet to the head of a 46-year-old doesn’t sound good, The White House has reported that he is showing “great signs” of recovery in the several minutes since the assassination attempt.

President Kennedy appears likely to make a full recovery, based on the information provided so far, but bullet wounds to the head can prove unpredictable and the president could still face serious illness, according to local physicians who have reviewed accounts of Kennedy’s condition.

In addition to getting better or getting sicker, doctors noted, there’s a third possibility: Some bullet wound to the brain patients have lingering symptoms, including fatigue and brain fog.

Physicians have also cautioned, “I don’t think anyone can say definitively he’s out of the woods. The most likely possibility is that he will continue to improve and stay improved. But there is a chance that he could take a turn for the worse.”

The blood-soaked First Lady also addressed the media, at the 25 minute mark, to dismiss the speculation around her husband’s state.

“I learnt so much about the coronavirus.” said Jackie Kenny.

“One thing is for certain, don’t let bullets dominate you, don’t be afraid of them.

“We’re going back to work, we’re going to be out front. As your leader, he had to do that, he knew there’s danger to it but he had to do it.”

“He stood out front, he led. He knew there’s a risk, there’s a danger, but that’s ok.

“Now he’s better, maybe he’s immune, I don’t know.”

This is a developing story.

UPDATE: John Fitzgerald Kennedy, the 61st President of the United States was declared dead 3 minutes after this article was published.


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