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A young man from our town’s cosmopolitan French Quarter is on the same page as Andrew Bolt, something he says happens once every five or six years.

Lloyd Peterson, an Arts student at South Betoota Polytechnic College, said he discovered he had the same opinion as Andrew Bolt on the Morrison Government’s India Travel Ban and that makes him feel strange.

“When Andrew Bolt says something is racist then it probably is because he’s a convicted racist so he should know what racism looks like,” said Lloyd.

“I don’t like it when I agree with Andrew Bolt. I can still remember the last time I did agree with him. It was went those two blokes in masks tried to bash him or throw paint on him or something and Andrew said it was cowardly,”

“I tend to agree. They should’ve got their Dad or something to go down there, provided he’s about the same size and weight as Andrew and made them fight in a park where they’re not going to hurt themselves after a well-placed uppercut. That would’ve been more fair. But fuck, it’s Andrew Bolt. Who gives a fuck?”

“Anyway, this is a yucky place so I’m just going to log off for the rest of the day.”

The Advocate reached out to Andrew Bolt for comment but once again, he did not reply to this masthead’s request for comment.

More to come.


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